Monday, August 29, 2011

A Welsh Artist Responds to Just Criticism

I salute Madame Boyo's indefatigability in guessing my password and subjecting my film treatments to literally unanswerable analysis.

She had been similarly unimpressed by my first effort, "Escape From Bikini Island", and its radical revision - "No Escape From Bikini Island".

I acknowledge my error in following the decadent individualist advice to "write about what you know", which in my case is the porn/sci-fi axis around which the fulcrum of my mind rotates.

Hence "Alien vs Predator vs Dalek" and "The Lion Tamer", featuring Rt Hon Theresa May PC MP, HM Secretary of State for the Home Department, and a still-warm pelt.

I can only adopt the Deakin Defence - "I shouldn't ought to have done so, but I did it anyway. Let History be my judge" - and go back to Les Cahiers.


Gorilla Bananas said...

I don't think you can match fleshy monsters against metallic entities like the Daleks. What would the Daleks look like with gooey stuff all over them? Pretty damned silly, I should think.

No Good Boyo said...

As Madame Boyo points out, GB, the Dalek itself is a small scaly beast that shies away from sunlight, rather like a Scotchman, and the metal casing is just that.

As for a bukkake Dalek cumfest, not only would it take the whole porn/sci-fi nexus a little too far for me, but Victor Lewis-Smith has already done it, albeit for the gay market:

Still, if there's an actor who shrugs and says "Of course, if it's essential to the plot..."

SnoopyTheGoon said...

As for your password, even the beginner connoisseur of porn should stop using "xxx" for a password after first two or three break-ins.

But I recognize the possible motive: subconsciously you wanted to be caught.

No Good Boyo said...

Quite consciously I'm married to Ukraine's top hereditary evil scientist and stand no chance.

But then I get my laundary done.

Ron Combo said...

Hello Mr Boyo!
I am from Devonshire and, sadly, have Cornish relatives. This is about Cornwall and there are references to Wales in it. I thought you might like to read it:

No Good Boyo said...

Dear Ron, I often have recourse to the unicycle for lumbar relief, but rarely for information. That may have to change.

One of the highlights among the very many at the National Eisteddfod is the speech of greeting from the Brown Bear of the Cornish Gorseth, who addresses the secondary school teachers, Radio Cymru interns and nervous Americans in Cornish. This is much enjoyed, as it sounds like Pembrokeshire Welsh spoken by Catweazle.

rsctt said...

ahhh, the Welsh. My realtives of a century past come from Caervornshire (?)

The Birdwatcher said...

I thought all the people in Pembrokeshire were English or at the very least related to Alain Rowland.

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